Trees Hate You

After a picnic in the woods, it's time to go home. But the nearby flora is determined to take you off course and make your life miserable.
This is a rage game focused on traps and gags instead of precise platforming. There's a surprise around every corner to keep your hike infuriating without becoming tedious.
Hike through the worst forest full of the most horrible trees. Do not trust them. The trees will trick you. They will bully you. They will hurt you. If only you could find an axe.
These trees are unfair, mean, and merciless. They will use your expectations against you to humiliate you.


In this game, you can:

Be the victim of a variety of bullying methods

Get lost in several biomes as your journey goes terribly off course

Collect cool hats (or ugly hats, depending on your fashion sense)

Find an axe?